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Friday, April 11, 2014
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Well it is the start of yet another year 2014 here we come! I started this blog 2 years ago exactly and have not really done it justice. I have not taken the time to keep up with it or enlighten my viewers with enjoyable material and for that I apologize. in this new year one of my goals is to keep up with this and to possibly gain many new viewers whom i can hopefully make their days a little bit brighter Happy New Year Everyone! Be safe and enjoy every moment as much as you can
Thursday, January 17, 2013
A not so dumb Blonde Joke for a bit of humor :)
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Thanksgiving Blues
It is Thanksgiving, and oddly enough there are so many places I would rather be then where i am now. I want to be in New York working at a soup kitchen. Helping to feed the people who need such a bountiful meal more then me. I want to be driving somewhere...anywhere but here and adventuring, not having a worry in the world except where the next gas station is...and whether or not my CD mixes will get old. This is how I would love to spend my thanksgiving but I am stuck here in this void where I am being suffocated by the haunting of Thanksgiving past as we try to bring that feeling back. That feeling is gone and i have no desire to get it back. I want to start new traditions and create new feelings. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Just some Thoughts
I get this overwhelming urge to write.
To empty my head on the paper, but I know that if I were to even try
to do that, I would be writing for the rest of my life. And
sometimes...the thoughts dont come out that easy. I want to teach
myself how to be bold. I am very aware of my mortality. And it seems
every day I realize a little more how one moment now may not matter
ten years from now...maybe even ten days. I want to tell people
exactly how I feel. But there is a part of me that is still
scared...scared of what? The rejection...the judgment..the looks of
disapproval. But seriously what does it matter? No matter what people
are gonna view you differently. Though one person may seem to
disapproval...some people may be proud and envious of you. They will
all most likely be envious. Everyone is envious of confidence. I also
want to post this online. And let people read it...but these are my
own thoughts, and to post them would make me vulnerable. But maybe I
need to be vulnerable. I have an open heart. It is so very east to
come into it. Anyone is welcome. And anyone can hurt me. I get hurt
easily and some people I know feel pity for me. They shouldn’t
though. This is who I am.
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Saturday, July 14, 2012
something i found :)
The greatest irony of life is loving the right person
at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and
finding out you love someone after that person walks out from your life
and sometimes you think you’re already over a person but when you see
them smile at you, you’ll suddenly realize that you’re just pretending
to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be
yours again. For some, they think that letting go is one way of
expressing how much you love the person. Most relationships tend to fail
not because the absence of love; love is always present. It’s just the
one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little as
we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on
the left. Maybe that’s the reason why the heart is not always right.
Most often we fall in love with the person we think we love only to
discover that for them, we are just for past times, while the one who
truly loves us remains either a friend or a stranger. Here’s a piece of
advice: let go when you’re hurting too much, give up when love isn’t
enough and move on when things are not like before. There is someone out
there who will love you even more, surely then, you will know true love ~ anonymous
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